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(Source: carefuldreamer, via jaekyoung)
| student: | can i borrow a pencil |
| teacher: | i don't know, CAN you? |
| student: | yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious |
| me: | YEAH ALRIGHT LETS USE OSTENTATIOUS VOCAB WHILE CALLING SOMETHING PEDANTIC AND PRETENTIOUS THATS OKAY |
| soulja boy: | HOP UP OUT DA BEEEEEEEED!!! TURN MY SWAG ON!!! LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND IM LIKE WASSUP!???... YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I"M GETTING MONEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!! |
if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves
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